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Crumpits [prod. by MF DOOM]

from Flow, Content, Delivery. by Lil Kydd!?

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Harder then botswanan climates
Put in the streets of Markham

Arkham done found express routes to Gotham

Courtesy of the modest
Trenchcoated shaman

Wait...
This is a Doom beat, correct?

My deepest apologies, we can do way better than this
I'm going to show you how a gentleman handles a Doom beat

Run that back right now, run it back.



Coming home from a show with the crew;

from the 312 we went to the Wicker Park.

Decked in the red and yellow a couple of Tony Starks;

We hit the expressway
two hours after dark.

I wanted a bite to eat
and we started to reminiscin;

In the middle of BK people listening as I'm.

Sittin in the Gold F1 in a drive thru;

and I
get a medium Joe and a number two in a (super).

Ya boyfriend's a
big dumb palooka;

He never bought you anything face it he ain't (super).

He plays games wit'chu like Sly Cooper;

He calls you all kinds of names
but I think you're (super).

The kinda beauty be havin me in a stupor;

You could ditch his tomfoolery everything'll be (super).

...
She worked as an after school tutor;

The teacher in geometry recommended I use her.

17 years old with a gold ring
Gold chain daddy gave him;

It Cost him four g's.

Such a spoiled thing captain of a sport team;

Prom king
Refers to himself in the royal we.

Had a girlfriend he treated like a trollop;

Not as popular as him but the looks packed a wallop.

She was really cute and I barely knew her;

Had twintails glasses and a booty size (super).

He was known for sneaking off and cheating;

Leaving honey crying every morning noon and evening.

She saw his phone and she drew back weeping;

15 snapchats, cheerleaders and side pieces.

I peeped her weeping at the cafe;

Land sakes seemed she was goin through a bad day.

So I grabbed a couple of bucks and gave her a latte;

Grande
snuck her out of class through the back way.

I told her
missy I think you deserve better;

I had the black trenchcoat
over the pink sweater.

I wasn't the coolest in the school
but whatever;

She said she wasn't feeling me
cuz I didn't have the cheddar.

Then her man came outside and found us;

Call the whole b ball team and they come surround us.

...
Final battle. Goku vs Cooler;

J Saturn gather his ki and he go (super).

Big booty Judy she knew me to be a loser but;

Truthfully on the eulogy bet it's gonna read
(Super).

She only wanted the youngun cuz he a hooper;

But if she bringin it to me Im'ma show her something (super).

No sexual innuendo
but I don't wanna;

see her getting played like a Nintendo (super).

On the clean white blouse is eight buttons;

Push a couple of em blow the cartridge and plug it.

The Young homie
had to slide me the duckets;

After I stuck his crew
with the forces of five muskets.

Raising the magic staff
and lower his whole budget;

Took his white Nikes like an old fashioned mugging.

Another hater be gettin emasculated;

And they put his rear end on the front of the school paper.

She was grateful, even let me smooch her;

Invited me to a party and
Of course I said (super).

...
It's on a Saturday afternoon;

And a couple of her associates pull me into the room.

Every one of them lookin bad
I'd delight in stickin it to em;

But I focus on the cutie with the glutey lookin studious.

Sue me anticipatin her
Givin me the medulla;

Oblongata hotter than
Abba-dullah (Abdullah) opposite Autumn.

Im'ma make sure they write about us in the Sutra;

Lil Kydd a fool
but his freak game (Super).

I bring the heat
like a three piece Hooters;

Brotha gon smash
And the smashin is straight (super).

Grab the yuri fans a couple of futas

Stream the whole thing and put it on the computer

Chop her noises up and throw em on the looper

Make a beat out of it
Proba'ly call it (super)

I arrive in my high top supras

1pm Halsted
In a 3rd of the Juner

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from Flow, Content, Delivery., released August 15, 2016

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Lil Kydd!? Hazel Crest, Illinois

The trenchcoat wizard, J Saturn, Member and Co-founder of Lost in 312, the Asterisk Underscore theorist Lil Kydd.
Alternative Rapper, Poet, Musician, Producer, Artist, Graphic Designer.

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