Smokin on a sticky;

Sittin in a party trenchcoat lookin spiffy.

On a couch peep a pretty little missy;

With three of her friends. I started waving my hand.

Girl came over hither and I passed her the spliffy;

Height 5'2" weigh about 160
Askin about my age and ambition.

I said listen, I'm Lil Kydd, rapper and musician;

I wanna get you poppin like a hot pot of jiffy.

She whispered in my ear said
mmm Kydd you're icky;

I had to be forward with her
And my intentions.

Led us into the basement
Hastily wastin no time.

Looked inside of her purse saw needles and turkey baster;

She didn't see me notice she was focused on the busy busy.

Under her turtleneck was four or five hickies;

Seemed sketchy but I'm still gonna hit, g.

To my surprise, she brought the fire;

She had the vice grip on me like her name was pliers.

This girl was the flyest
But after I parted her thighs;

Three months later
Came out with the West Nile virus.

I thought that I was trippin;

I got super strength, telepathy, heat vision.

And the Midas touch. Went to slap five with two of my best buds;

And halfway through the handshake I accidentally killed em.

I'll call upon Shenron and revive em later;

I gathered up 50 bucks. That's a lot of paper.

Went to the local clinic and talked to doc the next day;

(Distorted Voice)
Get to the point, Kydd what did she say?

She said
"you done it now b"

You boinked a superhero chick and got a super std.

I must've had a bunch of unprotected sex;

Drat! I'm so silly
I knew something was fishy when.

The one girl gave me the telekinetic neck;

The powers supposed to last for a couple more days.

The youngun had an unprotected quickie with Wonder Woman

They didn't call her amazon legs for nothing

Take this antiseptic in the mean time and you'll be golden;

There you go, kids.
Do what the doctor told him.

Unless you want your parents to give you a proper scolding;

Don't get temporary superpowers, use a Trojan.